Sep 18 – Just Shoot Me.
So I had my first casting call today. Not for a film, not for a play, but for a photo shoot for print and web media for an unnamed pharmaceutical company.
I saw the audition notice and saw that I fit one of the categories of people they were looking for. Now that I actually have my headshots, I could easily email the JPGs over, which is what I did. They were looking for the following types:
People with physical disabilities, Native Americans, and LBGT youth and middle aged couples. They were looking for people to be doctors, nurses, etc, of any race and gender.
So I thought I had two chances. I could be a doctor. I mean I work in a hospital, even if my job consists entirely of putting numbers into spreadsheets. And I also qualified under the LBGT, and since they were looking for couples, I noted in my email, that I have a girlfriend and I’d be happy to bring her along.
I was happy when the next day I got an email, saying come on down to the casting, and bring your squeeze. How exciting. I didn’t know what to expect, but I figured I’d at least had one photoshoot experience, my headshots, and how different could it be.
The day of, I picked out what I thought were hip middle-aged lesbian clothes to wear. And told my girlie to attire herself similarly. Now I should mention neither of us are fashion mavens, in fact the opposite, but I think we did OK. I was a little worried, because my girlfriend looked cuter than me. What if they want her to be the doctor?
Anyway we get there, feeling a little unsure what to do, but the company doing the photography runs like a well-oiled machine. We are waved in and told to sit down in some rows of chairs they have set up on one side of the room. The other side of the room is blocked by dividers, but the flashing lights coming through the cracks indicate where the photographs are being snapped.
I scope the competition. So far no other obvious lesbian couples. That’s good, maybe there won’t be to many to compete against. We get waved up to the table to check in.
It turns out to be the guy who I emailed in the first place, and who said to come on down. He was gay. In fact it seemed like almost everyone working there was gay. I try to be friendly and charming to cover up my nervousness. We give our names, addresses, and the like, and then sit back down.
A fashionable young man with cool glasses waves me up. He has a white board and has me write my name on it. We wait a bit until the previous person is done with the photographer. Then he escorts me and my girlfriend into the back to meet the photographer.
The photographer is also a fashionably dressed man, who warmly introduces himself to me, and shakes my hand. He then asks me to stand back. I look down and see an “x” taped on the floor. I say, do you want me on the x? and he says, oh you can see that? It was small and put on with clear tape.
The white board is put into my hands and a picture is snapped. Then he takes a closeup of my face, then he has me turn to the side. Glasses on. Click. Glasses off. Click. Then he says 3/4 turn. Click.
Then he asks me to move my head back. I move it what I think is back, but that’s apparently not the right way, so I try another way. What he meant was to rotate my head towards him, but his description, and my comprehension of that movement weren’t synching up. I felt like a little bit of a dork, when I figured it out, but oh well. Click. Body shot. Click.
Then it was my girlfriends turn. Same routine, but they had her put her hand on her hip in a few shots. I thought, hey, I didn’t have to put my hand on my hip, what does that mean? Do they like her better?
Then we got to do a few shots together. That was fun. i would like to have seen them, but the monitor was facing away from us. Click, click, click. It was over.
I made sure to thank everyone, the photographer, and the person who checked us in. And out the door we headed.
If we are going to hear anything it should be by the end of next week. I think we have an OK chance. I’ll think it is funny, if my girlfriend got a spot and I didn’t. Ha ha. Sigh.
Did I mention that this pays really well? I guess that’s because they are paying us not just for the actual shoot, but for the right to use our images on the company pamphlets, website and advertisements.
Anyway, I guess we just have to wait and see now.